hi or hey?

how do i write in a letter to a celebrity that i want them to date me without sounding creepy?

acoustic-cal:

y’know what i would like to see

calum’s ass in baseball pants

tropicalifornication:

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

mydemisee:

Me

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea